As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES


'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT


'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE


'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLEN

Author and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!

Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!

Other magical adventures include:
Rupert goes on holiday! But what is 'duty free'? And why do poor people love it so much?
Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!
Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!

BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you're wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.

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Contains adult language

SOARING AUTHOR PROFILE: Daniel now has over 600,000 followers, over 100 million views and over 12 million likes across his social media platforms. His audience is also global, with 41% in the UK, 45% in the US and Canada and 5.1% in Australia. On top of that, Daniel has appeared on BBC One and BBC Three, at prestigious comedy festivals around the UK, and he has toured in the US, earning praise from the likes of Graham Norton, Chortle and Time Out.

VERY GIFTABLE: Publishing in September 2024 and with beautiful black & white illustrations throughout in a small gifty hardback package, Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children is the perfect Christmas present for deep cynics or self-aware poshos in your life.