Old Age - Emergency Pants

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Old Age - Emergency Pants is available to buy in increments of 12
Know an older person with a tendency for pants -based accidents and/or a good sense of humour? Then say hello to their perfect gift - the Old Age Accessories Emergency Plastic Pants! They're unisex, waterproof, and for added comfort, non-stick!

These fun and useful Emergency Pants make the perfect 'getting older gift'. They're the only funny gift where wetting yourself with laughter really isn't a problem!

Strictly to be used only in emergencies and not for everyday wear - they're unisex, waterproof and, for your added comfort, non-stick!

NEVER GET CAUGHT SHORT AGAIN – Old age shrinking your bladder? Stuggle to get to the toilet on time because you’re soooooo old? Grab these novelty emergency pants and never get caught short again!

HILARIOUS OLD AGE GIFT – Get a friend, family member or colleague approaching a milestone age? Whether it’s for a 40th, 50th or 60th birthday, retirement, Christmas or secret santa, these hilarious joke pants makes a great gift sure to make them laugh!

UNISEX – Old age doesn’t discriminate! These ‘highly fashionable’ plastic pants make a great gift for both him and her!

DISCLAIMER – Please please PLEASE don’t actually try use these as actual pants, you’ll have to spend all afternoon cleaning up your mess and at your old age that might put your back out!

  • Depth : 21.00 cm
  • Height : 3.00 cm
  • Width : 13.00 cm
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